This is how motherhood really feels

Motherhood feels like heavy boobs, a full bladder, and hemorrhoids. It feels like bras that are too tight, hair elastics that are too loose, and granny panties that are just right. It feels like leggings. Motherhood looks like blowing raspberries on your baby's cheeks as he shrieks with laughter. It looks like pretending to gnaw... Continue Reading →

You’ll never sleep again

One of the most annoying symptoms of pregnancy - on top of the insomnia, nausea, indigestion, hemorrhoids, and tendency to piss yourself - is the open season on unsolicited advice and horror stories. As soon as my gut popped, mothers young and old were practically frothing at the mouth to tell me about the assplosions... Continue Reading →

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