This is how motherhood really feels

Motherhood feels like heavy boobs, a full bladder, and hemorrhoids. It feels like bras that are too tight, hair elastics that are too loose, and granny panties that are just right. It feels like leggings. Motherhood looks like blowing raspberries on your baby's cheeks as he shrieks with laughter. It looks like pretending to gnaw... Continue Reading →

On parenting opinions

I had a lot of parenting opinions before I actually became a parent. Here are just a few. Sleep Before: The next person to tell me "you'll never sleep again" gets slapped. I'm going to sleep train, teach self soothing, and move the baby to the nursery at three months. The notion that parents must... Continue Reading →

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