On parenting opinions

I had a lot of parenting opinions before I actually became a parent. Here are just a few. Sleep Before: The next person to tell me "you'll never sleep again" gets slapped. I'm going to sleep train, teach self soothing, and move the baby to the nursery at three months. The notion that parents must... Continue Reading →

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I am boob.

I wasn't afraid of childbirth. I was afraid of breastfeeding. In hindsight, I should have been very afraid of childbirth. It's been nine months since Sammy shot out of me like a cannonball and my franken-gyne is still carnage. I had to have minor vag surgery just last week to clean up some of his... Continue Reading →

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